Or, in my case, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".  Why would someone do this:

DateTime.Parse("1/1/1998")

Just… why?!?  WHY?!?!  KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

Also, for the record, "Start Date" definitely does NOT equal "StartDate".  This is the problem with using magic strings in code. 

And yes, I’m behind on blogging.  School is killing me.  I seriously spent about 10 hours over the weekend doing one homework assignment, and I get one assignment like that a week in my Information Retrieval class.  🙁